This is the April Fool that got thoroughly out of hand.

We know better than to pick sides - but we've been inundated with requests to make these Merkels. Perhaps people are just pumped for the Ryder Cup. Us too.

Note - they won't be 'scented with camembert' as originally promised - you've got to draw the line somewhere. But we're still going to send Gary Lineker a pair.

Article 50 Specials are unfortunately out of stock.

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